Monday, May 9, 2011

Napolean complex

My bros and I had this discussion about man-size. We all know it matters, but why do girls say it doesn't?


Because they don't wanna hurt your feelings, moron.

Seriously, size really doesn't matter. Let me ask you this: if a guy is super tall, does that mean he will make it in the NBA? Of course not. It takes a certain amount of skill and lots of practice to play pro basketball. Size is an added benefit, but we all know there are smaller guys in the NBA, too, because they had the talent and the skill to play professional ball.

Get where I'm going with this? Bigger is not always better.

The size of the package isn't more important than the method of delivery. Just because you're hung like a broadsword, doesn't mean you shouldn't learn how to wield it for maximum effect. That being said, size will only matter if you douchebag a chick or if you don't know how to use what you're working with. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned and she will make sure everyone within earshot knows you're smuggling grapes in your drawers, even if you're packing a super soaker.

So, if you're taking lessons from the porn kings of Vivid video, you need to close the browser and head on over to the nearest bookstore and check out some reading material that will actually help your game. Then, the small matter of size won't be an issue anymore.