Over-inflated egos are not hot

Why do hot girls end up with fugly guys? Is it a low self-esteem thing? I don’t get it. I only date hot girls, if they don’t measure up, then I don’t waste my time. But 9 times out of 10, after we break up, they end up with some out of shape gaming dork. It’s like trading down. What’s that say about our relationship and me?

Ha! You really want me to answer that? Okay, I will.

That says you are a moron with an over-inflated ego. You are the guy who owns shirts that are two sizes too small, five different kinds of hair care products used to spike a receding hairline and the jumbo bottle of cheap cologne used to mask the douchebag stench emanating from your pores – or add to it. Chicks are definitely drawn to guys like you. You look pretty on the outside, but there’s no substance on the inside.

To answer your first question: what’s your definition of ‘fugly?’ If it’s a nice guy who knows how to treat a girl and appreciates the little things and shows genuine care, feeling and commitment to a relationship – then you might be able to see why girls would be attracted to that after dating a shallow Hal like you. So he may not be made of muscles, have an awesome tan or have a chiseled jaw line, but he can appreciate what you didn’t. Or maybe he has a large bankroll – some chicks like that more than physical appearance. Smart guys know how to make money and don’t spend it on overpriced, blinged out shirts and bedazzled jeans.

There’s nothing unattractive about gaming geeks. As a matter of fact, chicks dig ‘em. These guys watched so much porn that by the time they started having real sex, they knew a thing or two about how to work it. It’s not all about looks. If it was, we’d all be alone because the person we pick for ourselves would no doubt be looking for someone even better looking. It comes down to the little things like enjoying someone’s company, making each other laugh and a mutual desire to make each other happy.

So, slow your roll, asshole, and instead of hating, try learning a thing or two from guys who are picking up where you left off. There’s nothing wrong with being muscular and well-groomed – but if you added some brains and genuine personality into that equation, you’ll be a quadruple threat – chicks would want you and other guys would want to be you.

No one likes a free-boober

My question for you is, how do you tell your best friend to stop showing off her new boobs around my boyfriend? I think it’s great she went and got a boob job, I can tell a big difference in her self-esteem, but she’s always wearing super small, tight shirts and when she wears looser shirts, she doesn’t wear a bra and her nipples stick straight out and up. Of course, my boyfriend stares at them right in front of me and it makes me feel like I’m competing for his attention or that he wishes I had a bigger chest when we are all hanging out. I don’t want to hurt her feelings or burst her newfound confidence, but it’s really making me uncomfortable and I don’t want to have her hang around with me and my boyfriend if she’s going to do this.

Of course your boyfriend is going to check out your BFF’s rack - he wouldn't be a man otherwise. And she’s practically force-feeding his eyeballs her cleavage! But that doesn’t mean you have anything to worry about or that you need to upgrade your own chassis. Men look at everything: cars, girls, food, electronics, shiny things, porn … trust me, he is happy to have his very own doll he can play with whenever he wants – that’s you. But he still needs to be checked for being an asshole. Seriously.

As for your friend … hurt her feelings, boo. She’s flaunting her goodies in front of your boyfriend and it’s not on accident. She may not want your man, but she definitely wants the attention. Sometimes friends need to give friends a reality check. If she’s truly your best friend, she will understand how you feel and quit free-boobing it around your man and possibly get her own.