I am having a hard time thinking of a unique birthday present for my boyfriend. My top two choices are either a calendar or couple’s photos or just some sexy photos of me. I just want to get him something no other girl has thought of before. Plus I’ve asked him what he wants and he just says anything I get him will be fine. We’ve been dating for almost a year, so I don’t know him well enough yet to figure out what else I can get him. Do you maybe have some ideas just in case?
Hold up. You don’t know him that well, but you want to give him skank-sexy pictures of yourself for his birthday? What’s wrong with this picture? No pun intended.
No guy considers couples photos a gift ‘for him.’ We all know those pics are just for all his exes you ‘be-frenemied’ on Facebook so they can see just how much happier he is with you. Don’t be selfish, it’s HIS birthday, not yours.
Guys are pretty simple. If you’ve been with him longer than a month, you should know some of his hobbies, likes and dislikes. Does he like sports? Play World of Warcraft? Is he into extreme sports or porn? Get him something that shows you cared enough to pay attention to him when you guys were in the pre-sex, getting to know each other stage before all the jiggly bits got in the way – you know, when you guys were playing 20 questions and not 20 positions.
If you can’t think of a single thing, just get him a card and take him to dinner, a movie and serve up the best dessert: birf-day sex. Sure, it's something he might get often already, but it never gets old - unless it goes bad.
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