Q: Why do guys think sending me pictures of their penis is sexy and I will immediately jump into bed with them?
Because 1) at some point in their dating experience, some girl lied to them and told them it was sexy; 2) they saw it in porn; and 3) there was a misfire in brain activity due to drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and they 'thought' you would like to see what a flacid penis looks like.
Make no mistake, there is nothing sexy about a snout attached to a pair of wrinkly balls that look 100 years old. As a matter of fact, the only thing dick pics are good for is collateral for blackmail and ending successful careers. That's been proven by many a celebrity and politician. Guys must already have a feeling about this because they never include their face in the same shot as their penis.
Balls are not like boobies or a well-shaped ass on a chick. Probably the sexiest part of a man's body, if we are talking about photos, is his torso and face. The naughty bits are only appealing once there's a relationship established. Then, it's fun to use as a sexual aid when sexting because the guy has already proven his skill in using his tool. But, and this is directed to guys, randomly sending a photo of your penis to some girl you want to bone is bad taste and, if she's worth anything more than a good time, it won't work. If this tactic happens to work - and you are not already dating or married - then you have to ask yourself how many other guys have worked her over with this same method.
Nothing is sexier on a guy than a well-built torso - with the 'V-line.'
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