Q: I’m a 34 year old, pretty okay looking, successful guy that has had not so much success with dating. The girls I meet seem to turn into stage five clingers and, after I break up with them, stalkers. I decided to try online dating and the girls on there that I’m interested in don’t wink or poke me back. Now, I have a Facebook but it’s not like MySpace where I can search for girls in the same area, I can only look at mutual friends and friends of friends – it’s all about the friends and people I know. I want to find a girl who can have her own life, not expect to get married and still be available to hang out with me when I don’t have plans with my friends. Where can I find a girl like that?
A: I’m willing to bet dating hasn’t been working out for you because you’re not really looking for a relationship, just a convenient, long (or short) term hook-up. Your best bet is adultfriendfinder dot com. You don’t even need a picture of your face, just your naughty bits. It’s like a personals ad for friends with benefits with many available single and group options. No one will be looking for a ring, for their finger anyway, and everyone is there for the same reason you are: booty. It really is a win-win.
Most of the chicks on those dating sites are going to be looking for a long-term relationship. If they are not winking, poking or writing you back, it’s because there’s something in your profile that screams, ‘waste of time!’ You, my friend, are looking for a booty call, not even a friend with benefits. So, looking for booty on a site where every chick is looking for a love connection is counterproductive.
I’m gonna tell you it’s a little weird that you’re 34 years old and creeping the social networks for chicks. Don’t get me wrong, I know plenty of people who have met in person, continued their flirtship via the social network scene and have gone on to become a couple. But there just seems to be an element of ‘creeper’ for a grown ass man to be trolling the pages of Facebook and MySpace for a hook up. You might ask what’s the difference between that and a dating site? Well, you probably won’t find too many tweens and teens on the latter. Get where I’m going with this?
Try the Tucker Max theory of honesty: tell chicks straight up what you’re in it for. It seems to work for him, he was able to write two books about all the ass he was getting.
"I want to find a girl who can have her own life, not expect to get married and still be available to hang out with me when I don’t have plans with my friends. Where can I find a girl like that?"...
ReplyDeleteThey're known as call girls.